Aussie vs. American

An Aussie, a little bloke, was sitting at a bar in Sydney when this huge, burly American guy walks in.

As he passes the Aussie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says,”That’s a karate chop from Korea.”

Well, the Aussie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer. The burly Yank then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Aussie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor.

“That’s a judo chop from Japan”, he says. The Aussie decides he’s had enough and leaves.

A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly Yank sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out.

The Aussie says to the bartender, “When he wakes up mate, tell him that was a crowbar from Bunnings.”

My mate Skippy is a bit of a nerd.

My mate Skippy is a bit of a nerd. Just last night he spent 2 hours telling me about all the characters named Kang.


For instance Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009 Kang was ranked as IGN’s 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time.


or In the Simpsons  Kang is a More Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language which by coincidence is identical to English. Although they look identical Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.


I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru…