I can’t tell you the first rule of Kajagoogoo Club.
It’s all a bit hush-hush.
Where do you take a sick Bumble Bee?
To the Wasp-ital!
What do you call someone who delivers Indian cuisine?
How do you stop a mum from sweating?
You take away her purse.
Then she becomes an Anti purse parent.
My cat is sick.
He’s not feline well.
What do you call a royal wedding sandwich?
Anything that’s in bread!
If you combine Wine with Dinner …
… the new word is Winner!
2 dogs in a bar:
Dog no. 1: “Heard a great joke today!”
Dog no. 2: “Lets hear it then.”
Dog no. 1: “Knock Knoc…”
Dog no. 2: *goes mad barking at the door*
I heard there was a fight at the local takeaway, 3 fish were battered and another 2 were as-salted.
There were unconfirmed reports that it started after a sausage got rolled.