ABBA’s New Album Tracklist:
- Where’s The Loo
- Gimme Gimme Gimme (a Milo Before Midnight)
- Knowing Me, Forgetting You
- Shuffling Queen
- The Winner Takes A Fall
- Super Pooper
- Mama Mia (I Gotta Go Again)
- Take A Crap For Me
- Moaney Moaney Moaney
- Thankyou For The Stairlift
I used to work in a boomerang factory.
In the Returns Department.
I hate spelling mistakes!
You mix up just two letters and your whole joke is urined.
What do you call a woman laying in the middle of a tennis court?
I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal because Elongate would be really drawn out.
I’m thinking of getting a boat to do dolphin and whale watching tours.
Can I claim its use for business porpoises?
One evening a young woman came home from a date she was rather sad.
She told her mother “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.
“Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mum, he doesn’t even believe there’s a Hell.”
Her mother replied “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us we’ll show him just how wrong he is.”
Our kettle seems to turn itself off and on at will.
It has an element of surprise.
Why can’t you tickle a sailor?
Because they’re nautical-ish.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
At my desk I have a work station.