and another one that I got sent, to follow on from yesterday … Application for Grant of Australian Citizenship You must answer 75% (28 or more out of 37) of these questions correctly in order to qualify for Australian Citizenship… Read More ›
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Australian Citizenship Test I
Now that Australia has introduced a Citizenship Exam (presumably to stop freaks that refuse to adopt the local culture and way of life like this fuckwit) , there has been widespread public concern about what is being tested, especially as… Read More ›
The Truth – Dropbears are NOT Koalas, and DO exist!
Koalas are part and parcel of the Aussie bush. They’re not that bad,stoned probably,but it really is the dropbears (affectionally known as droppies to the natives) you’ve got to worry about … More about droppies for those who don’t know… Read More ›
Chasers War on Sydney APEC Security: The Video
It was aired last night on the ABC. Media reports say that over 2.3 million people watched it last night, just in the Capital Cities alone. Which, I find amazing given that this is over 10% of the Australian population,… Read More ›
Chasers’ War on Sydney APEC Security
Well, it had to happen didn’t it. The Federal and NSW Governments spent over $250m on securing the Sydney CBD for the ongoing 2007 APEC Summit. Two of the Chaser’s War on Everything guys, not only did they get waved… Read More ›
We Wish England Was Australia…
Australian Culture at its finest, on the road to the upcoming Rugby World Cup. Our local rum-maker, Bundaberg Rum, has come up with an advert with a load of English People wishing that England was Australia. And, of course, its… Read More ›
Yay! I made it into The Register!
Yay! After only 7 years in the IT Industry, and also only through dobbing in our favourite national airline, I’ve finally got my name into The Register! I did it by highlighting Qantas’ new logo which has been picked up… Read More ›
Comment: Emergency Supplies for Flood-Hit NSW
Few Australians will not be aware of the devastating storms that battered New South Wales last week, unfortunately claiming a number of lives and millions of dollars in damage as the Hunter River burst its banks and flooded many towns… Read More ›
Comment: More Friendly Fire from the Americans
Headline and photo taken from the Courier-Mail. To blatantly rip-off a famous line from South Park, “Oh My God! They Killed Skippy! You B@stards!” First the Americans poisoned Phar Lap*, then they banned Vegemite**, and now they killed Skippy*** when… Read More ›
You know you’re Australian when …
(shamelessly ripped off somewhere else on the ‘net …) You’re familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O’Brien,… Read More ›