The Hostie

A man is sitting having a drink at a bar in a departure lounge when an attractive airline stewardess takes a seat near him. He doesn’t recognise the uniform so he decides to use some slogans as a chat up line.

He leaned towards her and said “Fly the friendly skies”. No reaction – he mentally crosses United off his list.

He leaned towards her again and says “Singapore girl you’re a great way to fly”. Nope – no reaction again. Not Singapore Airlines.

As he leaned towards her to try another slogan she turned to him and said “What the f#@k do you want?”

“Aaah” he nodded in enlightenment “Qantas!”

Air Hostess

A chap, sitting in Harry’s Bar at Singapore’s Changi Airport, noticed a very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. I wonder which airline she works for?

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Singapore Airlines slogan: “Singapore Girl, you’re a great way to fly?”

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, “Oh crap, she obviously doesn’t work for Singas”

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, “The spirit of the South?”

She gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Lan Chile off the List. Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: “Smooth as silk?”

This time the woman turned on him. “Exactly what the f**k do you want?”

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said, “Ahhhhh, Qantas!”