Why do kangaroos hate it when it rains? The kids have to play inside.
I don’t like cat puns. Seriously, they freak meowt.
What’s the difference between a pun and a Dad joke? A pun is a play on words while a Dad joke goes a little father.
Son: “Mum, Dad, I’m gay” Mum: *stares at dad*
Spent the weekend washing the car with my daughter. She asked, “Daddy, can’t you just use a sponge?”
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father. “Well son now that you’ve got a kid of your own I
Good Cop: would you like a drink? Suspect: yes please, I’m thirsty. Dad Cop: hi Thirsty, I’m Dad.