Police won’t say, but I think the guy who was injured at the athletics event by a starting gun was race related.
Apparently, nerve gas was administered to Sergei Skripal via an insect sting.
Police are searching for a cagey bee….. 💼🐝
Did you hear about the cannibal who perfected cloning?
He ended up so full of himself.
How do you know when a bunch of Poms have landed at Sydney Airport?
You can still hear the whining when Qantas switches the engine off!
I know loads of jokes about cash machines.
I just can’t think of one atm.
Just read a book called “Tiger Attack.”
By Claude Tobitz.
Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get father away.
Do you remember the doctor who poisoned the nurse with a scissors?
He gave her arse a nick!
Paddy says to Mick, “I can’t remember the name of that historical Greek film Brad Pitt was in.”
“Troy”, said Mick.
“I feckin’ am”, replied Paddy, “but I still can’t remember!”
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.