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By Simon Harvey on 27 December 2018

Why is England the wettest country? Because the Queen has reigned there for years.

Moi

I’m an Information (“Cyber”) Security Architect, Consultant and Identity Management specialist; but more importantly a Dad Joke Tragic, much to the disappointment of my family and work colleagues.

Je me manque la France beaucoup, but these days am a Proud Queenslander first and Irish-Australian second. Oh, and a complete traitor according to my Pommie mates.

I can even be found on the wireless as VK4WTF. Sometimes.

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