BREAKING: Obama confirms wiretaps of Trump Tower were aborted after failure to gather any intelligence.
NORTH KOREA TO SEND MAN TO THE SUN BY 2028
Kim Jong-un announced that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years.
Reporter – “But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on it?”
A Pervert, a Con Artist and a Fascist walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What will it be, Mr. President?”
BRITAIN: “Brexit was the stupidest, most irresponsible, self-destructive action that an intelligent first-world country could ever have taken.”
AUSTRALIA: “wtf … did we just elect Pauline Hanson again?”
USA: “Here, hold my drink…”