Barry The Bin Chicken
So, I asked ChatGPT-3 to write a poem about Barry being the mascot for #BrisBin2032. I wasn’t disappointed: Barry the Bin Chicken, humble and plain,Rummaging through trash, never seeking fame.But fate had other plans for this feathered friend,As Brisbane’s Olympic… Read More ›
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar.
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar.Things got a little tense.
I’m releasing a new single.
It’s called “Duvet Know It’s Christmas.” It’s a cover.
Met a girl at a party …
I met a girl at a party and she said, “Come outside and I’ll show you a good time.”So we went outside and she ran 100 metres in 9.79 seconds.
This Supermarket Joke
This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.
What’s Brown and lies beside the piano?
What’s brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven’s last movement.
Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… Thatâ€™s my modus operandi.
Iâ€™ve done some TERRIBLE things for money. Like getting up early to go to work.
Which country was once run by napkins? The Serviette Union. Just Putin it out there.