Dad Jokes, Health, Humour, Money, Wordplay
A man goes for a prostate exam. The proctologist is checking him out when he finds a roll of hundreds up the guy’s arse.
He pulls out the money and counts it.”You’re not going to believe this but I’ve just found $1900 up your arse!”
“Hmmm,” says the patient, “that’s why I haven’t been feeling too grand.”