Tried calling the tinnitus helpline. No answer. Just kept ringing.
Whilst most puns make me feel numb, mathematics puns make me feel number.
Confucius say: “Man who fart in church sit in own pew”.
So why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots-ate-them-all.
If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg.