Tried calling the tinnitus helpline. No answer. Just kept ringing.
Health
Prostate Exam
A man goes for a prostate exam. The proctologist is checking him out when he finds a roll of hundreds up the guy’s arse. He pulls out the money and counts it.”You’re not going to believe this but I’ve just… Read More ›
Maths
Whilst most puns make me feel numb, mathematics puns make me feel number.
Confucius on church
Confucius say: “Man who fart in church sit in own pew”.
Jungle painkillers
So why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots-ate-them-all.
Swimming with dolphins
If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg.