Itâ€™s called â€œDuvet Know Itâ€™s Christmas.â€ Itâ€™s a cover.
I met a girl at a party and she said, “Come outside and I’ll show you a good time.”So we went outside and she ran 100 metres in 9.79 seconds.
An electrician’s favourite article of clothing would be their shorts.
This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.
What’s brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven’s last movement.
Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… Thatâ€™s my modus operandi.
Which country was once run by napkins? The Serviette Union. Just Putin it out there.
I thought I saw my doppelgÃ¤nger but he just looked like one.
Did you hear that the English batsman couldn’t understand how he got out? He was stumped. Then he tried to bail.
I’ve got a Dalek egg timer. After four minutes it screams “eggs terminate… eggs terminate…”