So, I asked ChatGPT-3 to write a poem about Barry being the mascot for #BrisBin2032. I wasn’t disappointed: Barry the Bin Chicken, humble and plain,Rummaging through trash, never seeking fame.But fate had other plans for this feathered friend,As Brisbane’s Olympic… Read More ›
Dad Jokes
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar.
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar.Things got a little tense.
I’m releasing a new single.
It’s called “Duvet Know It’s Christmas.” It’s a cover.
Met a girl at a party …
I met a girl at a party and she said, “Come outside and I’ll show you a good time.”So we went outside and she ran 100 metres in 9.79 seconds.
Electrician’s Clothing
An electrician’s favourite article of clothing would be their shorts.
This Supermarket Joke
This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.
What’s Brown and lies beside the piano?
What’s brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven’s last movement.
Latin
Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… That’s my modus operandi.
Confession
I’ve done some TERRIBLE things for money. Like getting up early to go to work.
Napkins
Which country was once run by napkins? The Serviette Union. Just Putin it out there.