Why shouldn’t you date bankers? While they give you added interest, most of them are tellers.
A man goes for a prostate exam. The proctologist is checking him out when he finds a roll of hundreds up the guy’s arse. He
Had a bad mixup at Coles today. When the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card.
I rang RACQ and asked for an itemised bill. They said, “We don’t do breakdowns.”