Why shouldn’t you date bankers? While they give you added interest, most of them are tellers.
Money
Prostate Exam
A man goes for a prostate exam. The proctologist is checking him out when he finds a roll of hundreds up the guy’s arse. He pulls out the money and counts it.”You’re not going to believe this but I’ve just… Read More ›
Supermarket SNAFU
Had a bad mixup at Coles today. When the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card.
RACQ’s Itemised Bill
I rang RACQ and asked for an itemised bill. They said, “We don’t do breakdowns.”
Swimming with dolphins
If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg.
Money doesn’t grow on trees
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?