Why shouldn’t you date bankers? While they give you added interest, most of them are tellers.
Had a bad mixup at Coles today. When the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card.
I rang RACQ and asked for an itemised bill. They said, “We don’t do breakdowns.”
If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?