Why shouldn’t you date bankers? While they give you added interest, most of them are tellers.
A man goes for a prostate exam. The proctologist is checking him out when he finds a roll of hundreds up the guy’s arse. He
A ship goes into a bar and says, “I’ll have a large port please.”
I see Prince Philip has had a new Range Roller delivered.
What do you call an Australian cricketer with 100 runs to his name? A bowler!
Bought my wife a high powered fan for her birthday. She was blown away.
ScoMo has been hit with a rotten egg. The AFP have been scrambled, whilst the Australian people are said to be eggstatic.
Whilst most puns make me feel numb, mathematics puns make me feel number.
My apologies for the delay in writing this update. As you’ll see, its quite a difficult post to write, and this is my third attempt, after aborting and doing something less distressful. Like killing some pigs on Angry Birds. The first part is based upon my understanding of what happened, and the remainder is based …
The Telstra guy just stopped me in the street and asked me the time. I said “yeah mate it’s sometime between 7am and 6pm” and