Recent Posts - page 14
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Tennis court lady
What do you call a woman laying in the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
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Elon-gate
I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal because Elongate would be really drawn out.
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Tax Claim
I’m thinking of getting a boat to do dolphin and whale watching tours. Can I claim its use for business porpoises?
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Young Woman’s Date
One evening a young woman came home from a date she was rather sad. She told her mother “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he… Read More ›
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Kettle
Our kettle seems to turn itself off and on at will. It has an element of surprise.
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Why can’t you tickle a sailor?
Why can’t you tickle a sailor? Because they’re nautical-ish.
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Stations
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. At my desk I have a work station.
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Money Laundering
I forgot to take a $20 note out of my pants before washing, and I was arrested for money laundering.
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Joining the police
Applied to join the Police last week but wasn’t successful. To be fair I didn’t know all the words to Roxanne.
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Penguin House
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
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Humour ›
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Barry The Bin Chicken
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I’m releasing a new single.
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Dad Jokes ›
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Met a girl at a party …
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Electrician’s Clothing
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This Supermarket Joke
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Wordplay ›
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What’s Brown and lies beside the piano?
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Latin
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Napkins
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