Recent Posts - page 15
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Bus proverb
Chinese proverb: Man run behind bus get exhausted man run in front of bus gets tired. Â
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Bee Strike
Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter flowers.
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Bank
My bank are a bunch of cheeky gits. They phoned to see if my debit card has been stolen as there was an unusual transaction. I had bought a gym membership.
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Surgeon
My surgeon is a right comedian. He had me in stitches the other day.
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What’s a bachelor?
What’s a bachelor? Someone who never Mrs. anyone.
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Tinder job
I was offered a job at Tinder but I’m not sure if it’s a good match.
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Ducks
Why don’t you tell jokes to ducks? They’ll quack up.
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I’d hate to be a dragon
I’d hate to be a dragon. I’d get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
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Why did the cane toad cross the road?
Why did the cane toad cross the road? To see his flat mate.
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Why did the sloth cross the road?
Why did the sloth cross the road? Not sure, it hasn’t finished yet.
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