Recent Posts - page 13
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Scrabble Pieces
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble pieces. My next crap could spell disaster.
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Being chased by the girls!
More girls chase after me than most Hollywood celebrities. I am a terrible bus driver and never make the right stops.
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Hangman
A hangman works under a tight deadline.
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Big Headed
I don’t want to sound big-headed, but I can’t get my jumper off.
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Tax Time
What happens if you tell the ATO to get stuffed? Taxidermy.
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Coffee
I was just talking to someone who regularly spends a very large amount on coffee. I don’t know how he sleeps at night.
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Telstra & Optus
Telstra and Optus have confirmed that they will be getting married. There will be no reception.
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New ABBA Album!
ABBA’s New Album Tracklist: Where’s The Loo Infirmando Gimme Gimme Gimme (a Milo Before Midnight) Knowing Me, Forgetting You Shuffling Queen The Winner Takes A Fall Super Pooper SOS Mama Mia (I Gotta Go Again) Take A Crap For Me… Read More ›
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Boomerang factory
I used to work in a boomerang factory. In the Returns Department.
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Spelling mistakes
I hate spelling mistakes! You mix up just two letters and your whole joke is urined.
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Met a girl at a party …
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What’s Brown and lies beside the piano?
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Latin
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Napkins
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