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• This Supermarket Joke

  By Simon Harvey on 26 March 2020

  This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.

• What’s Brown and lies beside the piano?

  By Simon Harvey on 26 March 2020

  What’s brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven’s last movement.      

• Latin

  By Simon Harvey on 14 July 2019

  Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… That’s my modus operandi.

• Confession

  By Simon Harvey on 14 July 2019

  I’ve done some TERRIBLE things for money. Like getting up early to go to work.

• Napkins

  By Simon Harvey on 12 July 2019

  Which country was once run by napkins? The Serviette Union. Just Putin it out there.

• Doppelgänger

  By Simon Harvey on 5 July 2019

  I thought I saw my doppelgänger but he just looked like one.  

• The Ashes: English Batsman

  By Simon Harvey on 5 July 2019

  Did you hear that the English batsman couldn’t understand how he got out? He was stumped. Then he tried to bail.  

• Dalek Egg Timer

  By Simon Harvey on 5 July 2019

  I’ve got a Dalek egg timer. After four minutes it screams “eggs terminate… eggs terminate…”  

• Bird Watching

  By Simon Harvey on 14 June 2019

  Just spotted Sinead O’Connor bird-watching. I asked how she was getting on. She said, “so far it’s been 7 owls and 15 jays”.

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