A truck load of wigs has just been stolen from Queens Plaza in Brisbane’s CBD. Queensland Police are combing the area.
Fireworks
If you don’t use your fireworks by the “best before” date, do they go off?
Don’t date bankers.
Why shouldn’t you date bankers? While they give you added interest, most of them are tellers.
Prostate Exam
A man goes for a prostate exam. The proctologist is checking him out when he finds a roll of hundreds up the guy’s arse. He pulls out the money and counts it.”You’re not going to believe this but I’ve just found $1900 up your arse!” “Hmmm,” says the patient, “that’s Continue Reading
Boatie Drinks
A ship goes into a bar and says, “I’ll have a large port please.”