Met a girl at a party …
I met a girl at a party and she said, “Come outside and I’ll show you a good time.”So we went outside and she ran 100 metres in 9.79 seconds.
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Electrician’s Clothing
An electrician’s favourite article of clothing would be their shorts.
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This Supermarket Joke
This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.
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What’s Brown and lies beside the piano?
What’s brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven’s last movement.
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Latin
Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… That’s my modus operandi.
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Confession
I’ve done some TERRIBLE things for money. Like getting up early to go to work.
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Napkins
Which country was once run by napkins? The Serviette Union. Just Putin it out there.
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Doppelgänger
I thought I saw my doppelgänger but he just looked like one.
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The Ashes: English Batsman
Did you hear that the English batsman couldn’t understand how he got out? He was stumped. Then he tried to bail.
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Dalek Egg Timer
I’ve got a Dalek egg timer. After four minutes it screams “eggs terminate… eggs terminate…”
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Met a girl at a party …
14 September 2020
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26 March 2020
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26 March 2020
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What’s Brown and lies beside the piano?
26 March 2020
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Latin
14 July 2019
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Confession
14 July 2019
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Napkins
12 July 2019
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Doppelgänger
5 July 2019
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The Ashes: English Batsman
5 July 2019