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• I’m releasing a new single.

  By Simon Harvey on 20 December 2021

  It’s called “Duvet Know It’s Christmas.” It’s a cover.

• Met a girl at a party …

  By Simon Harvey on 14 September 2020

  I met a girl at a party and she said, “Come outside and I’ll show you a good time.”So we went outside and she ran 100 metres in 9.79 seconds.

• Electrician’s Clothing

  By Simon Harvey on 26 March 2020

  An electrician’s favourite article of clothing would be their shorts.

• This Supermarket Joke

  By Simon Harvey on 26 March 2020

  This Supermarket joke.Its an Aldi but a goodie.

• What’s Brown and lies beside the piano?

  By Simon Harvey on 26 March 2020

  What’s brown and lies beside the piano? Beethoven’s last movement.      

• Latin

  By Simon Harvey on 14 July 2019

  Dropping Latin phrases into conversations to sound smart… That’s my modus operandi.

• Confession

  By Simon Harvey on 14 July 2019

  I’ve done some TERRIBLE things for money. Like getting up early to go to work.

• Napkins

  By Simon Harvey on 12 July 2019

  Which country was once run by napkins? The Serviette Union. Just Putin it out there.

• Doppelgänger

  By Simon Harvey on 5 July 2019

  I thought I saw my doppelgänger but he just looked like one.  

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