I’ve got very sensitive teeth. They’ll probably be upset i’ve told you.
Dad Jokes
Pepper in a snowstorm
So a small pepper got stuck in a snowstorm. It was a little chilli.
Beach Party
Went to a beach party. Pulled a mussel.
Sick fireplace
My fireplace is sick. It has the flue.
Je t’aime
What did the French trademark lawyer say to his wife? Je™.
Comment allez-vous?
People often ask me how good the domestic TV channels are in France. So I describe it as a common telly view.
Duck crossing a road
A Duck is about to cross the road. A Chicken shouts “don’t do it, you’ll never hear the end of it!”
Camera Batteries
“Damn”, said Paddy, “My camera’s run out of batteries…” “Oh, what does it take?” asked Mick. “Pictures.”
Australian Bush Etiquette
Australian Bush Etiquette is recognized throughout the civilized world but we all need to be reminded from time to time. Â In this article we will cover the basics, eating out, entertaining, hygiene, cinema etiquette, and weddings.
Metaphors
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with metaphors. Came straight out of the blue. Took the wind right out of my sails.