How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the bulb has to want to change.
Dad Jokes
Hyphenated Irony
Have you ever noticed the irony behind hyphenated and non-hyphenated?
Tallest Pet Competition
“The Tallest Pet” competition made my hare stand on end.
Wallabies BAU
Why isn’t the Australian national rugby team allowed to own a dog? Because they can’t hold on to a lead.
Skepticism
My wife says I’m too much of a skeptic. I’m not so sure.
Toys-r-us is closing down.
Toys-r-us is closing down. What does Bela-r-us sell?
Underpants
Underpants. Thats a brief statement.
Australia and USA Twin States
Queensland and New South Wales have a sister state in America. It’s the State of Oregon.
Rabbit
I was going to change the colour of my rabbit, but I couldn’t find the right hare colour.
Scrabble Pieces
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble pieces. My next crap could spell disaster.