I spent all day yesterday bobbing up and down in the water. It’s been my dream ever since I was a little buoy.

Someone just jumped off Pont Neuf. He must be In Seine.

A dolphin husband and wife were heading to a party, the wife wasn’t really in the mood but went anyway. The husband insisted they’d have a whale of a time.

The cops are saying that my dog chased somebody in a car, but my dog doesn’t even know how to drive.

Big Ben in London is going to be silenced for 4 years. Maintenance men will be working around the clock, assuming they don’t go on strike.