Recent Posts - page 7
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RACQ’s Itemised Bill
I rang RACQ and asked for an itemised bill. They said, “We don’t do breakdowns.”
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Don’t you push too hard
Batman hit me with a teacup. He said, “T’Pau!” I said, “Don’t you mean Kappow?” He said, “No, I’ve got china in my hand.”
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Ross
Why did Ross Geller from Friends drown? He wasn’t a good Schwimmer.
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Audiobook
I’ve lost another audiobook. I’ll never hear the end of it.
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Falconry Displays
What idiot called them falconry displays and not hawk/kestrel manoeuvres in the park?
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Denial
One in four people live in denial. Not me though, I live in destraya.
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Swimming with dolphins
If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg.
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Suggs
What is it when Suggs walks up your garden path? The first sign of Madness!
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Many
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot.
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Fish communication
What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line! (For reel!)
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