You can makes jokes about pineapples. They can take it because they have a thick skin.
What do you call that couple who loves fishing together? Rod & Annette
I have the attention of a goldfish. It’s been watching me for several minutes now.
Had a bad mixup at Coles today. When the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card.
At the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle is a wreck tangle.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Just saw a bloke driving at 99km/h while eating ice cream. Bloody sundae drivers.
A burglar is terrorising residents of Brisbane whom witnesses have described as being “completely hairless”. Queensland Police have issued a statement confirming that they are
wtf is an acronym
I have piles and piles of ironing to do. I don’t know which is worse.