Recent Posts - page 18
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Anxiety and Constipation
My doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. I’m scared shitless.
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Karaoke Security
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing “Danger Zone†7 times in a row. He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
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Taller than your mum?
If you’re taller than your Mum, Then you should call her a minimum.
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Bunnings Christmas Tree
I just bought a Christmas tree from Bunnings. They asked if I wanted to put it up myself; but I said no, I’d prefer it in the living room.
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Urinating Bees
Where do bees urinate? At the BP station.
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Bubble Wrap Band
We’re putting a Band together and we decided to call ourselves ‘Bubble Wrap’. All we do is Pop.
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Impossible metaphors
It annoys me, those people who use metaphors that are physically impossible. They really make my blood boil.
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Bear with no teeth
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!
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Yorkshire!
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Met a girl at a party …
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What’s Brown and lies beside the piano?
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Latin
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Napkins
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