Recent Posts - page 17
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Fake pebble
What do you call a fake pebble? A Sham-rock
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A Dad Joke is not a Dad Joke
A Dad Joke is not a Dad Joke until it is fully groan.
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Psychic joke
Here is a joke for all you psychics out there:
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A Good Thing About NSW
What is the only good thing about New South Wales? It separates Queensland from Victoria.
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Flamingo
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
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Electric Cars
There is an island nation off the east coast of Africa where everyone drives electric vehicles. They are really mad at gas cars.
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Road Safety
How do Deer know where to cross the road? They wait until they see a Zebra Crossing!
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Violent Bicycle
My bike keeps beating me up. It’s a vicious cycle.
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Airline Meals
I was on a flight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said “Excuse me sir would you like to have dinner?” I said “What are the options?” She said “Yes or No.”
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Dangerous Sports
Health Insurer: Do you play any dangerous sports? Me: Yes, sometimes I disagree with my wife.
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