A man goes for a prostate exam. The proctologist is checking him out when he finds a roll of hundreds up the guy’s arse. He
A ship goes into a bar and says, “I’ll have a large port please.”
I see Prince Philip has had a new Range Roller delivered.
Bought my wife a high powered fan for her birthday. She was blown away.
ScoMo has been hit with a rotten egg. The AFP have been scrambled, whilst the Australian people are said to be eggstatic.
Whilst most puns make me feel numb, mathematics puns make me feel number.
Where do Victorian Lobsters catch their trains from? Southern Crustacean!
Confucius say: “Man who fart in church sit in own pew”.
My neighbours kept banging on my wall while I’m trying to listen to music. “A little respect please!”, they shouted. I replied, “I’m not a
Donald Trump just went into Burger King and asked for two whoopers. The bloke serving said “You’re a very intelligent man and the best President