Wordplay

Suggs

What is it when Suggs walks up your garden path? The first sign of Madness!

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot.

What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line! (For reel!)

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

ASIO, GCHQ and NSA: We listen to our customers…

[The Ark Day 1] NOAH: OK lions you’re in L CARGO bears you’re in B CARGO and snails you’re in S CARGO. SNAIL: Very funny, smart arse.

When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.

There’s a fantastic new sex position called the “Telstra” … You can stay in all fucking day and nobody comes!