Can you make a water bed more bouncy by using spring water?
Not saying that my local Coles is bad or anything, but I used the self service checkout today and was nominated employee of the month.
Why is England the wettest country? Because the Queen has reigned there for years.
I’ve been commissioned to study the images ideas emotions and sensations that occur involuntarily during sleep. It’s my dream job.
I went to a picnic with the pop group Hot Chocolate. It started with a quiche.
I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
You can makes jokes about pineapples. They can take it because they have a thick skin.
Had a bad mixup at Coles today. When the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card.
At the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle is a wreck tangle.
A burglar is terrorising residents of Brisbane whom witnesses have described as being “completely hairless”. Queensland Police have issued a statement confirming that they are