Dad Jokes

Job Interview Tips

Interviewer: What would you consider one of your strengths? Me: I perform under pressure Interviewer: Can you give me an example? Me: *deep breath* Mmbabade Um bum ba de Um bububum da de PRESSURE pushing down on me    

Prostate Exam

A man goes for a prostate exam. The proctologist is checking him out when he finds a roll of hundreds up the guy’s arse. He pulls out the money and counts it.”You’re not going to believe this but I’ve just… Read More ›