That ABBA tribute band was loud last night. You could hear the drums from Nandos.
Interviewer: What would you consider one of your strengths? Me: I perform under pressure Interviewer: Can you give me an example? Me: *deep breath* Mmbabade Um bum ba de Um bububum da de PRESSURE pushing down on me
I’ve just written my first novel, “Fifty Shades of Gravy.” It’s very saucy.
Tried calling the tinnitus helpline. No answer. Just kept ringing.
What do you call an army of babies? An infantry!
A truck load of wigs has just been stolen from Queens Plaza in Brisbane’s CBD. Queensland Police are combing the area.
If you don’t use your fireworks by the “best before” date, do they go off?
Why shouldn’t you date bankers? While they give you added interest, most of them are tellers.
A ship goes into a bar and says, “I’ll have a large port please.”