Author Archives
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Australian Bush Etiquette
Australian Bush Etiquette is recognized throughout the civilized world but we all need to be reminded from time to time. Â In this article we will cover the basics, eating out, entertaining, hygiene, cinema etiquette, and weddings.
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Metaphors
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with metaphors. Came straight out of the blue. Took the wind right out of my sails.
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My Dream
I spent all day yesterday bobbing up and down in the water. It’s been my dream ever since I was a little buoy.
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Binary
Binary usually means one of two things…
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Pont Neuf
Someone just jumped off Pont Neuf. He must be In Seine.
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French Themed Restaurant
Got a job with a French-themed restaurant, complete with stripey top and flat hat. I’ll have to grin and beret.
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Dolphin Party
A dolphin husband and wife were heading to a party, the wife wasn’t really in the mood but went anyway. The husband insisted they’d have a whale of a time.
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Wham!
Looking for a Wham! tribute band? I’m your man!
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Dog Chasing
The cops are saying that my dog chased somebody in a car, but my dog doesn’t even know how to drive.
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Underwater Pen
I just bought a pen that writes underwater. It also writes other words.