Author Archives
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Sydney Symphony Orchestra
The Sydney Symphony Orchestra is laying off all its English musicians tomorrow. So tonight is the Last Night of the Poms.
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Dentist Joke
I just told my dentist a joke. It fluoride over his head.
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Sensitive teeth
I’ve got very sensitive teeth. They’ll probably be upset i’ve told you.
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Pepper in a snowstorm
So a small pepper got stuck in a snowstorm. It was a little chilli.
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Beach Party
Went to a beach party. Pulled a mussel.
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Sick fireplace
My fireplace is sick. It has the flue.
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Je t’aime
What did the French trademark lawyer say to his wife? Je™.
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Comment allez-vous?
People often ask me how good the domestic TV channels are in France. So I describe it as a common telly view.
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Duck crossing a road
A Duck is about to cross the road. A Chicken shouts “don’t do it, you’ll never hear the end of it!”
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Camera Batteries
“Damn”, said Paddy, “My camera’s run out of batteries…” “Oh, what does it take?” asked Mick. “Pictures.”