Author Archives
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Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol?
Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol? Gerri can.
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Golf ball in the ear.
A friend of mine was rushed to hospital with a golf ball in his ear. It was wedged in a fairway.
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Trump on British Rail
Did you know, Donald Trump apparently thought Braille was the UK train network?
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Agreement
Apparently, most people lean slightly forward when they nod their head. I must say I’m inclined to agree.
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To Neigh …
To neigh, or not to neigh … … that is equestrian. Â
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Escargot
[The Ark Day 1] NOAH: OK lions you’re in L CARGO bears you’re in B CARGO and snails you’re in S CARGO. SNAIL: Very funny, smart arse.
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Supermarket accident
I was at Coles and a pyramid display of toilet paper fell over me. I’m ok. It was just soft tissue damage.
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It’s normal to poo
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old daughter that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants … … but she’s still making fun of me.
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SEO
An SEO expert walks into a bar. BARS, TAVERN, TAVERNS, LOUNGE, NIGHT CLUB, MINI BAR, PUB, BEER, GARDEN BEER, WINE, WHISKEY, COCKTAILS
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6 was scared
Why was 6 scared? Because 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Because you should have 3 squared meals a day.