Author Archives
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Big Ben
Big Ben in London is going to be silenced for 4 years. Maintenance men will be working around the clock, assuming they don’t go on strike.
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Electricians
Can’t think up a joke about electricians. I don’t know wire conduit.
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Psychiatrists and Light Bulbs
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the bulb has to want to change.
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Hyphenated Irony
Have you ever noticed the irony behind hyphenated and non-hyphenated?
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Tallest Pet Competition
“The Tallest Pet” competition made my hare stand on end.
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Wallabies BAU
Why isn’t the Australian national rugby team allowed to own a dog? Because they can’t hold on to a lead.
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Skepticism
My wife says I’m too much of a skeptic. I’m not so sure.
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Toys-r-us is closing down.
Toys-r-us is closing down. What does Bela-r-us sell?
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Underpants
Underpants. Thats a brief statement.
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Australia and USA Twin States
Queensland and New South Wales have a sister state in America. It’s the State of Oregon.