Batman hit me with a teacup. He said, “T’Pau!” I said, “Don’t you mean Kappow?” He said, “No, I’ve got china in my hand.”
Humour
Ross
Why did Ross Geller from Friends drown? He wasn’t a good Schwimmer.
Audiobook
I’ve lost another audiobook. I’ll never hear the end of it.
Falconry Displays
What idiot called them falconry displays and not hawk/kestrel manoeuvres in the park?
Denial
One in four people live in denial. Not me though, I live in destraya.
Swimming with dolphins
If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg.
Suggs
What is it when Suggs walks up your garden path? The first sign of Madness!
Many
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot.
Fish communication
What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line! (For reel!)
Ducks’ Number 2s
Where does a duck poo from? Its arse quack.