I’ve been commissioned to study the images ideas emotions and sensations that occur involuntarily during sleep. It’s my dream job.
Humour
Hot Chocolate Picnic
I went to a picnic with the pop group Hot Chocolate. It started with a quiche.
Call me later?
I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
Pineapple Jokes
You can makes jokes about pineapples. They can take it because they have a thick skin.
Fishing
What do you call that couple who loves fishing together? Rod & Annette
Attention
I have the attention of a goldfish. It’s been watching me for several minutes now.
Supermarket SNAFU
Had a bad mixup at Coles today. When the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card.
Bermuda Triangle
At the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle is a wreck tangle.
Silk worm race
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Ice Cream Driver
Just saw a bloke driving at 99km/h while eating ice cream. Bloody sundae drivers.