A penis has a sad life. His hair’s a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour’s an arsehole, his best friend’s a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Humour
Circles
Is it just me, or are circles pointless?
Meanwhile in Australia
Australians are much better at handling changing Prime Ministers than changing shopping bags.
A snowman and a vampire
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Money doesn’t grow on trees
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
ASIO, GCHQ and NSA
ASIO, GCHQ and NSA: We listen to our customers…
Australian Strawberries
As hundreds of Australian strawberries are found to contain needles, detectives vow to find out who-punnet.
Apple’s profits
Apple have said that although their profits are down, their turnover is still good.
Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol?
Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol? Gerri can.
Golf ball in the ear.
A friend of mine was rushed to hospital with a golf ball in his ear. It was wedged in a fairway.