A burglar is terrorising residents of Brisbane whom witnesses have described as being “completely hairless”. Queensland Police have issued a statement confirming that they are are looking for a smooth criminal.
Dad Jokes
wtf
wtf is an acronym
Piles of Ironing
I have piles and piles of ironing to do. I don’t know which is worse.
Planking
Apologies, my posts about planking may have caused a fence.
Santa & GDPR
He’s making a list He’s checking it twice. He’s gonna find out Who’s naughty or nice. Santa Claus is in contravention of Article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/479.
Ghost Computer
How much storage does a ghost’s computer have? One Terrorbyte.
How do politicians sleep?
How do politicians sleep? First they lie on one side then they lie on the other.
Natural Petrol
My car runs on ferrets but I’ve accidentally filled it with weasel.
Jungle painkillers
So why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots-ate-them-all.
RACQ’s Itemised Bill
I rang RACQ and asked for an itemised bill. They said, “We don’t do breakdowns.”