So, I asked ChatGPT-3 to write a poem about Barry being the mascot for #BrisBin2032. I wasn’t disappointed: Barry the Bin Chicken, humble and plain,Rummaging through trash, never seeking fame.But fate had other plans for this feathered friend,As Brisbane’s Olympic… Read More ›
Australia
The Ashes: English Batsman
Did you hear that the English batsman couldn’t understand how he got out? He was stumped. Then he tried to bail.
Hot in Australia
You know its hot in Australia when… The best parking spot is determined by shade not distance Hot water comes out of both taps You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron The temperature drops… Read More ›
Australian Cricket
What do you call an Australian cricketer with 100 runs to his name? A bowler!
ScoMo has been hit by a rotten egg.
ScoMo has been hit with a rotten egg. The AFP have been scrambled, whilst the Australian people are said to be eggstatic.
Telstra Time
The Telstra guy just stopped me in the street and asked me the time. I said “yeah mate it’s sometime between 7am and 6pm” and walked off.
Victorian Lobsters
Where do Victorian Lobsters catch their trains from? Southern Crustacean!
Employee of the Month
Not saying that my local Coles is bad or anything, but I used the self service checkout today and was nominated employee of the month.
Supermarket SNAFU
Had a bad mixup at Coles today. When the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card.
RACQ’s Itemised Bill
I rang RACQ and asked for an itemised bill. They said, “We don’t do breakdowns.”