You know its hot in Australia when… The best parking spot is determined by shade not distance Hot water comes out of both taps You
What do you call an Australian cricketer with 100 runs to his name? A bowler!
ScoMo has been hit with a rotten egg. The AFP have been scrambled, whilst the Australian people are said to be eggstatic.
The Telstra guy just stopped me in the street and asked me the time. I said “yeah mate it’s sometime between 7am and 6pm” and
Where do Victorian Lobsters catch their trains from? Southern Crustacean!
Not saying that my local Coles is bad or anything, but I used the self service checkout today and was nominated employee of the month.
Had a bad mixup at Coles today. When the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card.
I rang RACQ and asked for an itemised bill. They said, “We don’t do breakdowns.”
There’s a fantastic new sex position called the “Telstra” … You can stay in all fucking day and nobody comes!