Thanks to the Census, the Atheist Church is now officially a Non-Prophet Organisation.
Found a kangaroo in a large oblong metal bin outside the neighbours house today.
We’ve called him Skippy.
UK: Ripped apart by Brexit
Asia: Caught in an economic arms race between China and the US
Europe: Wrestling with terrorism and a resurgent Russia
USA: More divided than any time since the Civil War
How do you know when a bunch of Poms have landed at Sydney Airport?
You can still hear the whining when Qantas switches the engine off!
Client: What’s a hard drive?
Me: Brissie to Perth, in a Torana, during the summer, with the kids in the back, and no aircon.
A Local Area Network in Australia is called …
… the LAN Down Under
Hoopsnakes are dangerous snakes native to Australia. Commonly found in bushland and the outback, Hoopsnakes are NOT lethal, but are still dangerous when confronted. Although usually quite timid animals, Hoopsnakes have been known to chase down and attack animals and humans during their breeding period. If bitten by the Hoopsnake, headaches, vomiting, and temporary blindness and paralysis may occur
I found a kangaroo in the bin today.
I’ve called him Skippy.
Politicians tend to make the future …