Author Archives
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Fish communication
What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line! (For reel!)
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Ducks’ Number 2s
Where does a duck poo from? Its arse quack.
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Poor Dick
A penis has a sad life. His hair’s a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour’s an arsehole, his best friend’s a pussy, and his owner beats him.
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Circles
Is it just me, or are circles pointless?
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Meanwhile in Australia
Australians are much better at handling changing Prime Ministers than changing shopping bags.
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A snowman and a vampire
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
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Money doesn’t grow on trees
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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ASIO, GCHQ and NSA
ASIO, GCHQ and NSA: We listen to our customers…
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Australian Strawberries
As hundreds of Australian strawberries are found to contain needles, detectives vow to find out who-punnet.
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Apple’s profits
Apple have said that although their profits are down, their turnover is still good.