Author Archives
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Silk worm race
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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Ice Cream Driver
Just saw a bloke driving at 99km/h while eating ice cream. Bloody sundae drivers.
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Hairless burglar
A burglar is terrorising residents of Brisbane whom witnesses have described as being “completely hairless”. Queensland Police have issued a statement confirming that they are are looking for a smooth criminal.
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wtf
wtf is an acronym
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Piles of Ironing
I have piles and piles of ironing to do. I don’t know which is worse.
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Planking
Apologies, my posts about planking may have caused a fence.
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Santa & GDPR
He’s making a list He’s checking it twice. He’s gonna find out Who’s naughty or nice. Santa Claus is in contravention of Article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/479.
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Ghost Computer
How much storage does a ghost’s computer have? One Terrorbyte.
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How do politicians sleep?
How do politicians sleep? First they lie on one side then they lie on the other.
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Natural Petrol
My car runs on ferrets but I’ve accidentally filled it with weasel.