Author Archives
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Employee of the Month
Not saying that my local Coles is bad or anything, but I used the self service checkout today and was nominated employee of the month.
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English Weather
Why is England the wettest country? Because the Queen has reigned there for years.
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Dream Job
I’ve been commissioned to study the images ideas emotions and sensations that occur involuntarily during sleep. It’s my dream job.
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Hot Chocolate Picnic
I went to a picnic with the pop group Hot Chocolate. It started with a quiche.
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Call me later?
I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
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Pineapple Jokes
You can makes jokes about pineapples. They can take it because they have a thick skin.
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Fishing
What do you call that couple who loves fishing together? Rod & Annette
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Attention
I have the attention of a goldfish. It’s been watching me for several minutes now.
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Supermarket SNAFU
Had a bad mixup at Coles today. When the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card.
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Bermuda Triangle
At the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle is a wreck tangle.