I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal because Elongate would be really drawn out.
Humour
Tax Claim
I’m thinking of getting a boat to do dolphin and whale watching tours. Can I claim its use for business porpoises?
When does a joke become a Dad Joke?
When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
New Sex Position
There’s a fantastic new sex position called the “Telstra” … You can stay in all fucking day and nobody comes!
Why do kangaroos hate it when it rains?
Why do kangaroos hate it when it rains? The kids have to play inside.
I don’t like cat puns.
I don’t like cat puns. Seriously, they freak meowt.
What’s the difference between a pun and a Dad joke?
What’s the difference between a pun and a Dad joke? A pun is a play on words while a Dad joke goes a little father.
Son: “Mum, Dad, I’m gay”
Son: “Mum, Dad, I’m gay” Mum: *stares at dad*