Spent the weekend washing the car with my daughter. She asked, “Daddy, can’t you just use a sponge?”
Humour
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father.
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father. “Well son now that you’ve got a kid of your own I think it’s time you give you this.”
Good Cop: would you like a drink?
Good Cop: would you like a drink? Suspect: yes please, I’m thirsty. Dad Cop: hi Thirsty, I’m Dad.
7 days without a Dad Joke makes one weak.
7 days without a Dad Joke makes one weak.
Bad jokes will get you far.
Bad jokes will get you far. But Dad Jokes will get you father.
Acromegaly, the Shrek Condition – My story. [Part 3: Brain Injury – Dark Cloud, Silver Lining]
My apologies for the delay in writing this update. As you’ll see, its quite a difficult post to write, and this is my third attempt, after aborting and doing something less distressful. Like killing some pigs on Angry Birds. The… Read More ›
Acromegaly, the Shrek Condition – My story. [Part 2: Initial Treatment]
In my previous post, I described how I was diagnosed, in my early 30s, with a Pituitary Tumour causing a one-in-a-million condition called Acromegaly. It is referred to as the Shrek Disease on the Internet after French wrestler Maurice Tillet (upon whom Shrek was based),  although… Read More ›
Acromegaly, the Shrek Condition – My story. [Part 1: Diagnosis]
Well, its taken me a few years to get around to writing this post. Partially because I’m still learning about it, but also because I am also hearing of other people in Australia who are going through similar episodes (either… Read More ›
Mashup Idea of the Day
With yesterday’s unsalted password dump at LinkedIn (seriously LinkedIn, wtf are you doing not salting your passwords?), the password dump of eHarmony and today’s suspected compromise at last.fm, this would be an ideal time to provide a service that tells… Read More ›