A Priest was seated next to a Queenslander on a flight to Canberra. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Queenslander asked for a Bundy rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”
The Queenslander then handed his drink back to the attendant and said “Me too. I didn’t know we had a choice.”