Financial Advice

Dad Jokes, Humour

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If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Kronenbourg 1664 Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

hmmm … you heard the man … but i would qualify this by recommending Guinness instead of Kronenbourg  … because the cans have higher aluminium content and the beer is so much better.

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