- Change password to “incorrect”
- Forget password.
- Computer tells me that my password is “incorrect” when I try to log in.
I was fired from the keyboard factory today.
I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
What do Australia Post workers do when they’re mad?
They stamp their feet.
My accountant fell and broke his leg.
He lost his balance.
[Filling out Health & Safety forms in the office]
I didn’t have the faintest idea as to why I passed out.
“I got fired today,” I told my mate, “for downloading porn on the work computer and causing everything to crash.”
“That’s a bit harsh”, he replied.
“They don’t f**k around at Air Traffic Control”, I said.
Tried to put “Ice Cream Making” on my training plan for the year, but HR said they didn’t have budget for that and I should try Sundae School.
Maybe I should get a job at the nail factory.
Would be at the pointy end in no time.
I thought I’d have a good career in banking, but I lost interest.