I’ve done some TERRIBLE things for money. Like getting up early to go to work.
Interviewer: What would you consider one of your strengths? Me: I perform under pressure Interviewer: Can you give me an example? Me: *deep breath* Mmbabade Um bum ba de Um bububum da de PRESSURE pushing down on me
Why shouldn’t you date bankers? While they give you added interest, most of them are tellers.
I’ve been commissioned to study the images ideas emotions and sensations that occur involuntarily during sleep. It’s my dream job.