Just spotted Sinead O’Connor bird-watching. I asked how she was getting on. She said, “so far it’s been 7 owls and 15 jays”.
That ABBA tribute band was loud last night. You could hear the drums from Nandos.
Interviewer: What would you consider one of your strengths? Me: I perform under pressure Interviewer: Can you give me an example? Me: *deep breath* Mmbabade
My neighbours kept banging on my wall while I’m trying to listen to music. “A little respect please!”, they shouted. I replied, “I’m not a
I went to a picnic with the pop group Hot Chocolate. It started with a quiche.
A burglar is terrorising residents of Brisbane whom witnesses have described as being “completely hairless”. Queensland Police have issued a statement confirming that they are