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Present for my wife

I bought my wife a mood ring and when she’s in a good mood the ring turns blue.

But when she’s in a bad mood it leaves a big red spot in the middle of my forehead.

It’s bad enough that my dentist didn’t use enough anaesthetic but he also made it worse by speaking harshly to me.

He hurt my fillings.

Client: What’s a hard drive?

Me: Brissie to Perth, in a Torana, during the summer, with the kids in the back, and no aircon.

Good news for insomniacs!

Only 8 sleeps until Christmas!

I’ve been hiding from exercise.

I’m in the fitness protection program

Since I’ve quit football,

I’ve lost my goal in life.

If you ever feel like your job is meaningless…

Just remember..

It’s someone’s job to fit indicators to Australians’ cars.