I forgot to take a $20 note out of my pants before washing, and I was arrested for money laundering.
Day: 17 June 2018
Joining the police
Applied to join the Police last week but wasn’t successful. To be fair I didn’t know all the words to Roxanne.
Penguin House
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Bus proverb
Chinese proverb: Man run behind bus get exhausted man run in front of bus gets tired. Â
Bee Strike
Why did the bees go on strike? They wanted more honey and shorter flowers.
Bank
My bank are a bunch of cheeky gits. They phoned to see if my debit card has been stolen as there was an unusual transaction. I had bought a gym membership.
Surgeon
My surgeon is a right comedian. He had me in stitches the other day.
What’s a bachelor?
What’s a bachelor? Someone who never Mrs. anyone.
Tinder job
I was offered a job at Tinder but I’m not sure if it’s a good match.
Ducks
Why don’t you tell jokes to ducks? They’ll quack up.